People Are So Embarrassingly Stupid.....

Lounge By chutzpah Updated 27 Oct 2008 , 5:56pm by pastryjen

chutzpah Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 8:10pm
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Repairman came this afternoon to fix the espresso machine. Parts all over the counter and he's half inside the machine. A lady comes in, looks at the machine and orders two caffé lattes.........

I say.... well, the machine is being repaired right now so we can't make any coffee drinks.

yes, she says, I'll take two lattes to go.....

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Mike1394 Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 8:37pm
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Now honestly did you wet yourself trying not to laugh at her? LOLOL

Mike

indydebi Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 8:59pm
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So..... what part of your body did you really expect you to pull those two drinks from? icon_rolleyes.gif

Deb_ Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 9:02pm
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She obviously wanted you to pull them out of your _ _ _! icon_lol.gif

I just had a repair guy at my house to fix my washing machine, so he told me he "thinks it needs a motor", it's 5 WHOLE YEARS OLD....WOW, but he'll try to just put a new belt and grease it.

So he moves it away from the wall, does what he has to do, than calls me in to say, "Sorry, I think your motor finally went it won't even turn on now", I look over at him and trying not to laugh in his "Maytag repairman face" say "It may turn on IF YOU PLUG IT BACK IN". What an idiot..............

Stupid people never cease to amaze me.

michellenj Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 9:12pm
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Originally Posted by chutzpah

Repairman came this afternoon to fix the espresso machine. Parts all over the counter and he's half inside the machine. A lady comes in, looks at the machine and orders two caffé lattes.........

I say.... well, the machine is being repaired right now so we can't make any coffee drinks.

yes, she says, I'll take two lattes to go.....




Maybe she wasn't stupid, she just needed her caffeine fix. icon_lol.gif

jescapades Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 9:30pm
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i can only imagine how stupid people get through life.... icon_confused.gif

Amia Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 9:32pm
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Originally Posted by jescapades

i can only imagine how stupid people get through life.... icon_confused.gif





Very, very carefully, I suppose. icon_rolleyes.gif

xstitcher Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 10:12pm
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Originally Posted by Mike1394

Now honestly did you wet yourself trying not to laugh at her? LOLOL

Mike





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My thoughts exactly Mike! Thanks for the laugh Chutzpah!!

mkolmar Posted 24 Oct 2008 , 1:18am
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HA HA, that was funny!

Thought you would like this one... My DH works in IT. He has had someone call screaming that their computer won't work. He spends time talking to them trying to figure out the problem, only for them to say "I'm so mad the t.v won't work because the power is out and for some odd reason now my computer is broken." MORONS! If the power is out your computer won't magically work with pixie dust.

dragonflydreams Posted 24 Oct 2008 , 5:55am
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. . . trouble is these people breed too . . . tapedshut.gif (ooops inside voice)

Pookie59 Posted 24 Oct 2008 , 7:47pm
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Maybe she didn't realize that lattes have COFFEE in them???

pastryjen Posted 27 Oct 2008 , 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by dragonflydreams

. . . trouble is these people breed too . . .




Good one!

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