Call For Ban On Evil Cake

Decorating By kate_c Updated 10 Nov 2008 , 9:37pm by DaCakeDiva

kate_c Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 3:33am
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I think we should all call for a ban on evil cakes... I just made Martha's Lemon and Cream Cheese cake and the batter was so evil it possessed me to fight my poor 2 year old daughter for the spatula and beaters. Poor kid. She didn't stand a chance.

It is pure evil if it can make a mother turn on her own daughter, so I think we ought to start banning evil recipes that disguise themselves as such tasty batters!!! icon_lol.gif

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xstitcher Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 5:51am
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Too funny! Totally not what I was expecting when I opened this post but I totally get what you mean!!! icon_lol.gif

ceshell Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 5:53am
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You silly; that is why you simply double the recipe and eat whatever doesn't fit in the pans!!

Homemade-Goodies Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 6:09am
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Poor little girl, I hope you had the decency to call Childrens Services for her....she isn't safe in the house! icon_lol.gif

mouse13 Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 6:36am
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You guys are funny.

MegWinn Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 7:10am
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I was rolling my eyes as I opened this post (lookingfor a little late night distraction) and much to my delight I found "a funny!!" Thanks for the laugh, I needed it! Soooooo...where's the recipe?

jules06 Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 8:02am
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I know exactly what you mean Kate ! I love that recipe !!! icon_biggrin.gif
(I try to make it when the kids aren't around !!!)

CarolAnn Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 8:26am
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Soooo, where a link to the recipe even!!!!

snowshoe1 Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 9:45am
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There is a documented defense against evil cakes - stick a toothpick in your mouth so nothing else can get in their. If need be, stick the whole box of toothpicks in your mouth icon_wink.gif .

Yes - where is the link for this evil cake so I can stay away from it?

Eisskween Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 10:18am
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I know what you mean. On baking days at home I occasionally have to wrestle my son to the floor trying to get my beaters away from him! LOL

Thanks for the early morning laugh and have a fabulous day! icon_biggrin.gif

mabailey Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 10:39am
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Third vote for the link...>^.,.^<

pumpkinroses Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 11:03am
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I'm voting for the link also!

trishalynn0708 Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 11:22am
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lol... too funny!
I want the recipe as well! icon_rolleyes.gif

funkycupcake Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 12:27pm
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'nother vote for the link!! icon_biggrin.gif

serenelui Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 2:04pm
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me too me too!!! Link to the recipe please!!!

jules06 Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 9:13pm
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I don't know the link but if you go to marthastewart.com/weddings, the recipe is the " Meyer lemon & cream cheese pound cake " ( summer '07 )

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xstitcher Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 9:16pm
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Hey jules06!

I love the names of your children (especially Callum - It's my oldest son's name too!)

jules06 Posted 22 Oct 2008 , 9:34pm
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Well thankyou xstitcher !! We obviously both have great taste in names !!
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cakedout Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 1:20pm
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ROTFL!!!! icon_lol.gif

You guys are too funny..... pass the beaters.... icon_lol.gif

thanks for the morning giggle!

Win Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 1:25pm
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Even funnier is going to be the MS tech support team when they are trying to fix her site after it crashes because so many people are trying to link up to the recipe! icon_lol.gif

DaCakeDiva Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 1:30pm
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tonicake Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 1:34pm
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Thanks for the heads up. However, when you tell someone DONT LOOK AT ME, they always look.

There are going to be so many children being abused over the beaters, way to go. Count me in for the evil cake.

newmansmom2004 Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 1:38pm
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I, too, was pleasantly surprised by the context of the initial post. I was thinking, "Geez...another Halloween hater!" To my delight I found nothing of the sort, but rather a gal with a great sense of humor!

This recipe can be added to the "evil cakes" list: Colette Peters' Chocolate Bourbon Cake.

I don't have kids, but the dogs were looking at me quizzically as I was moaning and groaning licking THOSE beaters!

kate_c Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 2:11pm
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hehe, yeah, it was the meyer lemon recipe that someone was good enough to post the link to... But try it at your own peril! You have been warned!

Now I'm going to have to try the chocolate burbon cake - though I don't like my chances when I try to fight my poor hubby for the beaters!

cakedout Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 5:42pm
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....slurp...slurp...he he he....*hic*...slurp...slurp....

KHalstead Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 5:44pm
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any recipe that starts off with 4 sticks of butter.........HAS GOT TO BE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

momvarden Posted 23 Oct 2008 , 6:02pm
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If you could see the looks on my family members faces including the animals when i a reading some of the comments on this site.......they all think i am crazy, nuts, that i have been taken over by some strange force............. icon_twisted.gif ............they look at me with concern as to say do we have to have her commited. LOL

Do not worry we would never call child services on you> We all understand. Unfortunatly icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_biggrin.gif

kate_c Posted 24 Oct 2008 , 12:25am
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Haha This sounds like one of those real B grade horror movies, with wicked cake batters posessing poor innoecnt cakers, turning us into an army of evil bakers and decorators...

And of course they'd have a secret arsonal of batters in the fridge for any child srevice workers who come knocking on the door... They wouldn't know what hit em! icon_lol.gif

DaCakeDiva Posted 10 Nov 2008 , 9:37pm
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Paula Dean would be proud!

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