Mike1394 Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 12:09am
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for a crappy recipe icon_biggrin.gif Think about the question. Hey does anyone have a great tasting recipe for ****? No we only deal in terrible ones. I just tend to cook crappy foods. LOLOL

Mike

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crisseyann Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 12:52am
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Hey Mike....what IS your favorite crappiest recipe? icon_wink.gif

indydebi Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 12:57am
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icon_lol.gif Years ago, a friend was looking for a new hair stylist. I suggested mine. Friend said, "Is she any good?" I said, "No, she $ucks but I love spending lots of money for crappy haircuts!" icon_confused.gif

Jocmom Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 1:13am
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icon_lol.gif Years ago, a friend was looking for a new hair stylist. I suggested mine. Friend said, "Is she any good?" I said, "No, she $ucks but I love spending lots of money for crappy haircuts!" icon_confused.gif




My sister did the same thing to me. She's always told me how much she likes my hair. Her hair stylist moved and sis asked who cuts my hair. When I told her, she asked, "Is she any good?" icon_confused.gif What the . . . ? You've been complimenting me on my hair for years - what do YOU think? I felt like saying, "No . . . she can't cut hair to save herself. I always have to re-cut it myself when I get home."

kel58 Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 1:16am
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LOL. As a hairdresser I love when people ask that question indydebi. I get asked at least once a day "Are you any good?" What the heck and am i going to say? "No, actually I really suck!" lol The question makes no sense.
Kel

cutthecake Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 1:43am
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I have a crappy recipe for shrimp and rice. My family calls it gruel, as in a Dickens book.

dragonflydreams Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 1:55am
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I have a crappy recipe for shrimp and rice. My family calls it gruel, as in a Dickens book.


. . . icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif you did such a selling job on it . . . I hope you won't be offended when I don't ask you to share your treasure . . . icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

fiddlesticks Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 1:58am
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I have a family b/day tmrw,maybe I can tell everyone they are getting a real crapppy meal icon_lol.gif And for sure a crap cake icon_razz.gif

cakelady31 Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:00am
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My alltime favorite question in the bakery......... "Are these cakes fresh?

WHAT?!!!!!!!! icon_eek.gif No , of course not , we only sell stale cake .

Jeeez Loueez!

cutthecake Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:01am

You know it's a crappy recipe when they say, "Mom, please don't ever make this again."

diamondsonblackvelvet13 Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:02am

Speaking of crappy recipes, my stepmom came up with this...this...STUFF...I HATED it and to this will NOT make it. It was ground beef, green beans, tomato sauce, and rice. Had to be the nastiest stuff ever. I don't know why but I never liked it! Always seemed we had this for leftevers...go figure!

Win Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:02am

My favorite crappy recipe was a Swiss Steak my mom used to make at least once a month when I was growing up. Ugh. I hated coming home from school and getting a whiff of that on the air! Looking back, it was probably pretty good as my mom is a fantastic cook, but the combo of flavors simply gagged me.

Win Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:04am
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I have a family b/day tmrw,maybe I can tell everyone they are getting a real crapppy meal And for sure a crap cake




fiddlesticks: Not crab cakes...? icon_lol.gif

sweetflowers Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:17am

I never thought about that wording, guess I'm guilty of asking this of friends icon_redface.gif

My all time least favorite recipe is 'torture jello'. Yup, that's what we call it when you torture perfectly good jello with fruit, marshmallows..etc...

CakesByLJ Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:22am
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Originally Posted by indydebi

icon_lol.gif Years ago, a friend was looking for a new hair stylist. I suggested mine. Friend said, "Is she any good?" I said, "No, she $ucks but I love spending lots of money for crappy haircuts!" icon_confused.gif




kinda makes ya wanna go "Here's your sign...." icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

fiddlesticks Posted 19 Oct 2008 , 2:40am

sweetflowers.. How funny ! My hubby also hates that, and his mom brought it to everything she could LOL!!
That and some very nasty gross 3bean salad that everyone stayed away from.One of those dump it in the planter pots when NO one is looking LOL!!!
Win.. Yep crab cakes LOL!!!

7yyrt Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 7:17pm

Oh dear, oh dear... You know I couldn't resist!
How to make a crap cake... oh dear!
http://on9now.com/dpics/crapd.html

MacsMom Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 7:42pm

Ugh.. anything with hominy in it! It's like biting on a piece of gristle, blech!

I made plenty of crap in my life, though. Too much vinegar, too much rosemary, too many "Hmm... what would this herb go well with?" (apparantly nothing).

I have to start following recipes again icon_razz.gif

eriksmom Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 7:45pm

When I try a new recipe, I always ask DH if he likes it. His kind response to crappy recipes is "I wouldn't order it in a restaurant!". Then I know for sure it's crappy.

mw902 Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 7:52pm

7yyrt.......that crap cake was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!! EWWWWWW! I will never look at a moonpie the same, I have been scarred for life!! LOL!!

Sugarflowers Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 8:36pm

My mom used to make a HORRIBLE dish with potatoes, carrots, and cabbage. I can still smell it and see it. It was a pale sickly green/white with blobs of orange. This was so sad because most of the time she was a really a good cook. There were other things that she made that I don't miss. icon_smile.gif

Michele

Mike1394 Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 9:25pm

My Mom's horrible dish was salmon croquets. I think that's what she called them LOLOL. They were salmon out of a can, and shaped into lil pyramids then fried to the rock stage. OMG the were bad. We had them once a week. Miserable just miserable. LOLOL

Mike

7yyrt Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 11:18pm

I had to - I just had to post it! Image

mocakes Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 11:36pm

Anyone ever have navy beans for dinner growing up???

There were six children in my family, my mom was a stay at home mom...so we always knew it was a really tight month for my parents when she served a big pot of navy beans for dinner. If we were lucky, there was a little ham in it for added flavor.....

Yuk....my stomach is feeling queasy just thinking about it......

Bossy Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 11:41pm

7yyrt...What can I say! It's perfect, over the top gross. I have to make this for DH's next party at the Health Dept LOL. They just love this kind of stuff. Way better than my rat & trap cake!!!!

fiddlesticks Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 11:42pm

Oh ya, The ole HAM N BEANS ! I hated it growing up ! I can eat it now but only a few times a yr. My hubby loves it .

FeGe_Cakes Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 11:50pm
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Originally Posted by 7yyrt

Oh dear, oh dear... You know I couldn't resist!
How to make a crap cake... oh dear!
http://on9now.com/dpics/crapd.html






Ewwwwwww. Image

giraffe11 Posted 26 Oct 2008 , 11:56pm

OMG! My mother made those salmon croquettes as well! So nasty......canned salmon fried until hard and black on the outside.....soft, noxious mush on the inside......ugh. I haven't even thought about that in years and years...... icon_lol.gif
Hmmm...... I actually like navy bean soup. With the right mix of seasonings and some crusty bread! icon_smile.gif

cms2 Posted 27 Oct 2008 , 12:17am

OMG. I'm cracking up. Thanks for the laughs. Great thread! icon_lol.gif

aligotmatt Posted 27 Oct 2008 , 12:24am

my mom made "casserole" it was a package of cheap butter noodles or cheap fettuccini noodles. Mixed with whatever frozen or canned veggie was around - peas, lima beans, corn, broccoli... - and then some kind of meat, again, whatever was around. Maybe some leftover chicken, fried ground beef.. Mix all together in one big pot and TADA you have dinner. *gag*

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