or speaking with an accent?
Okay - now THAT'S funny!!
Zo when I type like thees do I sound like Pepe Le Pew? Mon ami?
An actual Vaseline cake :
http://angelic--fruitcake.deviantart.com/art/Vaseline-cake-69485370
Link to ALL CAPS t-shirt LOL!
http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/caps_lock.html
Hey Mike - I got the joke - I guess we must be getting old - CRAP!
Good ol' Snopes has the details on Gore and the Internet....
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp
Again - I REALLY have to do my WORK!!
off the subject, but love your avitar! Is that beer in a cake?
or speaking with an accent?
Okay - now THAT'S funny!!
Zo when I type like thees do I sound like Pepe Le Pew? Mon ami?
An actual Vaseline cake :
http://angelic--fruitcake.deviantart.com/art/Vaseline-cake-69485370
Vould you like some peecan Pieee?
And that cake is GROSS!!!! Oh my HURL HURL HURL!!!
Link to ALL CAPS t-shirt LOL!
http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/caps_lock.html
Hey Mike - I got the joke - I guess we must be getting old - CRAP!
Good ol' Snopes has the details on Gore and the Internet....
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp
Again - I REALLY have to do my WORK!!
SERIOUSLY!!!!!! Why is that all you ever see on the threads anymore is everyone *ITCHING & MOANING that someone is being rude or mean. Freakin get over it!!!!!
If someone wants to post in all caps let them, but I know they are usually yelling and harder to read so I will most likely skip over it anyway, and because I don't want to be "yelled" at by someone I don't know.
Also if your such a "sissy" that everything offends you, then you should just stop reading posts altogether. There is always going to be something you don't like. Or you can get over it like a "grown up"
Peeecan PIIIIEEEEE. Waiter, there is too much peeper in my paprikash.
No worries veronica LOL!
I bet some Vaseline would help your "*ITCHING" LOL!
loriemoms -THANKS! the bottles are sugar - if you search the forums here (sugar bottles) I have instructions to make them - although I really have to turn it into an article!!
Vaseline is gross, don't know that it would work for that though. Maybe a shot of something would though.....lol
This thread cracks me up!
I'm also frustrated - Has nobody made a Vaseline cake?!
I'm usually pretty good at locating pictures, but aside from the deviant art one, I CAN'T FIND ANY!!!
I mean, I could see one for a gynecologist, or something... LOL
I'm sure there is a pic of a Vaseline cake somewhere, there is of everything else. Someone probably even used a jelly filling just for the effects.......yak
don't know if I could eat that though
This thread cracks me up!
I'm also frustrated - Has nobody made a Vaseline cake?!
I'm usually pretty good at locating pictures, but aside from the deviant art one, I CAN'T FIND ANY!!!
I mean, I could see one for a gynecologist, or something... LOL
Cake for a proctology major?
The REAL use for Vaseline:
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes... My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's Bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire
you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...
My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke.....
Sorry Veronica - can't find any shots with Vaseline - guess maybe you'll have to settle for tequila?
Link to ALL CAPS t-shirt LOL!
http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/caps_lock.html
Hey Mike - I got the joke - I guess we must be getting old - CRAP!
Good ol' Snopes has the details on Gore and the Internet....
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp
Again - I REALLY have to do my WORK!!
SERIOUSLY!!!!!! Why is that all you ever see on the threads anymore is everyone *ITCHING & MOANING that someone is being rude or mean. Freakin get over it!!!!!
If someone wants to post in all caps let them, but I know they are usually yelling and harder to read so I will most likely skip over it anyway, and because I don't want to be "yelled" at by someone I don't know.
Also if your such a "sissy" that everything offends you, then you should just stop reading posts altogether. There is always going to be something you don't like. Or you can get over it like a "grown up"
LMAO!!!! ITA ITA ITA!!!
The ultimate Jello shot experiment -
http://www.myscienceproject.org/j-shot.html
http://www.myscienceproject.org/j-shot-3.html
http://www.myscienceproject.org/j-shot-2.html
Wow there is always drama on this site.......
usually I just ignore all the stupidity that gets going on here but as of late it has become increasingly annoying coming on and reading posts w/ such stupid drama.....
Reading all caps doesn't bother me but if it did I would either (a) Politely pm the person simply stating that maybe they did not know this, as some people don't but using all caps is like "yelling" so all caps should be avoided. I would tell him/her that I just wanted to be friendly and let them know this bit of internet etiquette or (b) I would just ignore the post all together.
Loved the vaseline joke!
My FIL used to eat a tablespoon or so of this heavenly elixir every night for years and years. He firmly believes it slicked his innards up enough to keep the internal plumbing well greased... and.. er... things running smoothly, shall we say? He might be a bit obsessed about that part of his functions but he'll be 90 in October so we cut him some slack. (Even though I desperately wanted to ask him if he had never heard of Correct-al, Colace, or anything else in capsule form) He finally stopped taking it after he choked one night. (I joke not)
I tend to think the cake decorator was really pulling a funny about claiming to use the stuff. Maybe on the same line of "yes, I could give you my-jewel-in-my-crown-super-secret-chocolate-cake-recipe... but then I'd have to kill you."
Mel Mc.
OH! Now I know this thread is about vaseline!!! and typing with the CAPS lock on!
By the way the whole applying some petroleum substance to a cake is vile!!! I can not even stand the feel of it when I have to apply it to my toddlers behind.
This site is certainly entertaining me! WAY better than the tele!
I have a ?
If you were to find this thread annoying and there are others that are just enjoying debating, joking, chatting or whatever you want to call it - why wouldn't you just move on? Why bother to keep reading or leave a comment at all?
Ok, I'm trying to cook dinner and just can't stop reading!!!
I'm also laughing so hard, that I almost fell off my stool.
My DD keeps asking when is dinner going to be ready, and I can't stop long enough to even start!
Thanks for making my night!!!
I love this site with all it's usefull and useless information!
Danielle
Oh my gosh...this has me really laughing out loud! Some of these comments are too funny. Roxxxy, you had me going.
You guys are too funny! !lol!
Keep the posts coming, I LOVE THE DRAMA!!!
Had a crappy baking day and you are making it better! Thanks
*tapping my baton on my music stand*
Altos! Please move to the left! Sopranos to the right! Any baritones and basses can stand right up front!
Now.....observe your sheet music please! To the tune of "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" PLEASE!!!!
*tap, tap* Piano???
"Just a spoonful of Vaseline makes the buttercream so smooth!
The crumbs just disappear..ear! The edges are so soft!
Just a spoonful of Vaseline makes the buttercream so smooth!
In the most delightful wayyyyyyyyyy!"
Everybody sing!!!!!
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