Vasectomy Cake??

Decorating By Tootall Updated 7 Aug 2008 , 1:51am by Tootall

Tootall Posted 12 Jul 2008 , 1:24am
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Ok, guys and gals! I need to pick your brains! My hubby's coworker is having a vasectomy and they've all been joking about it for weeks now. Hubby wants me to make a funny cake for when he gets back to work. Any ideas? icon_smile.gif I'm more of a fondant person, meaning I'd rather form the art/decorations out of fondant than carve a cake, but I'm open to all suggestions. I'm still what I consider a novice, so think easy!! icon_biggrin.gif Thanks, guys! I know you can help me out!! thumbs_up.gif

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Texas_Rose Posted 12 Jul 2008 , 2:49am
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You could make some fondant sperm, then put a circle around them with a line across it...kind of a "no sperm" sign.

Tootall Posted 12 Jul 2008 , 12:30pm
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Haha! That would be simple enough! Good idea!

Tootall Posted 14 Jul 2008 , 1:39am
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Wow, the naughty board moves slow, huh? icon_smile.gif Anyone else have any more ideas?

loriemoms Posted 14 Jul 2008 , 10:34pm
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Originally Posted by Texas_Rose

You could make some fondant sperm, then put a circle around them with a line across it...kind of a "no sperm" sign.

That is good! I love that idea! (maybe have the sperm looking kind of cartoonie,smiling or something..)

mommicakes Posted 24 Jul 2008 , 1:45pm
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??? a penis sitting on an ice bag???

Tootall Posted 24 Jul 2008 , 4:46pm
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Ohh! LOL I love that idea, mommicakes! but too late, I already made a "do it yourself" topper! It's here: I do believe it's the first "Vasectomy" cake on here. icon_lol.gif Let me know what you think!

mommicakes Posted 24 Jul 2008 , 8:20pm
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too cute tootall!!! I love it. sorry it was a little too late. icon_smile.gif

Tootall Posted 25 Jul 2008 , 11:56am
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It's ok!! Maybe someone else will get a vasectomy, and I can do the weenie on ice icon_lol.gif

7yyrt Posted 30 Jul 2008 , 2:48pm
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I was thinking a miniature guillotine.

Oh dear...

Tootall Posted 30 Jul 2008 , 3:20pm
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I thought about that, too 7yyrt! But my hubby said that was more like a circumcision icon_lol.gif So we went scissors.

7yyrt Posted 30 Jul 2008 , 3:36pm
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Oh heavens, that's right... wrong one! eek!

Good thing I didn't do the operation!

Tootall Posted 30 Jul 2008 , 5:29pm
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Haha!! Poor Elmo would have woke up to LESS than what he signed up for! icon_eek.gif

barbaranoel Posted 31 Jul 2008 , 2:40am
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I know this is a little late for what you need, but the idea just came to me:

A cake of the lower torso and upper legs and a giant band aid across where the penis should be.

Tootall Posted 31 Jul 2008 , 10:25am
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Ooo, that is a good idea! Maybe someone else will be having a vasectomy and I can make another icon_biggrin.gif Thanks!

SliceTheCake Posted 1 Aug 2008 , 8:28pm
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I'm glad I saw this! One of my friends just asked me to make a vasectomy cake for her husband. He had complications, so it needs to be a "botched vasectomy" cake, lol. (she specifically asked for bruised testicles, but I'm not sure how to even go about doing that!). I've never done anything like this and don't really want to go buy a new pan to do it - so any ideas for me? I like the bandaid idea and the ice idea, but I have NO IDEA how to pull that one off, lol. (no pun intended) icon_wink.gif

Tootall Posted 5 Aug 2008 , 1:53am
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Hmm... are you wanting to do a cake topper in fondant or the whole cake? I'm not an expert, especially in shaped cakes, so I'll just throw out a couple of ideas. If you want to do the pair in cake, I would think you could do them in a ball pan (hahaahah! icon_lol.gif) or ovenproof bowls icon_biggrin.gif Then shape them a bit, ice them (ice them in purple of blue. LOL That would be funny) and maybe add some hair icon_confused.gif Ick!

For fondant topper... Hmm... You could do one kind of like I did, with the syrofoam balls covered in fondant, and then use a sponge and thinned coloring to dab on the bruising (Sp??) You could add a little weenie to it, and make the balls really big, like they're swollen. icon_lol.gif Ouch, poor guy!! I'm looking forward to others' ideas!! And your cake!

SliceTheCake Posted 6 Aug 2008 , 10:01pm
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Thanks for the ideas! I ended up just winging it and using a "clip art" type picture as a guide, lol. I just uploaded the pic to my gallery. I wasn't thrilled with it but it turned out better than I thought it would, lol!

Tootall Posted 7 Aug 2008 , 1:51am
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LOL It looks good!!! I think it gets the point across icon_wink.gif The stitches are too funny icon_lol.gif

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