I Need Help With A Blurb For My Cake, Please!

Decorating By Jayde Updated 11 Jul 2008 , 4:36pm by aliciaL_77

Jayde Posted 6 Jul 2008 , 6:17am
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I need a short funny blurb about beer. Its for a bachelor party, so I didnt want to write Happy Bachelor Party on the cake. I was going to make a small GP banner and pipe something funny about beer (the cake is a beer bucket). Anyone have any ideas?

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kansaswolf Posted 6 Jul 2008 , 7:04am
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It's not a party until someone throws up? icon_wink.gif (Actually, I used that line at a get-together when my baby was a couple months old... Guess who did all the puking. You know, in front of all my friends with NO kids...)

A friend of mine just sent me a picture of a groom's cake that looked like a beer can... He just said that there should be more wedding cakes that look like beer cans... I told him if he ever gets married I'd make him one... icon_lol.gif

OCakes Posted 6 Jul 2008 , 7:45am
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I just read some on a Google search for "beer sayings":
"Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm as love making.";
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." (Henny Youngman);
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." (Tom Waits);
"Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.";
"I See Drunk People.";
"Do you believe in Love at First Sight... or do I have to buy you another drink?";
"Honey, one more then I'll be right home"

Good luck - or maybe try looking-up "fun beer sayings" or something along the lines of what you're looking for. What a fun cake! =)

pinktink368 Posted 6 Jul 2008 , 10:00pm
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there is a poster that I've seen that goes

"beer, helping white men dance since 1918"

also you can do something along the lines of a duck bartender that says, "waddle it be"

just a thought...

nutcase68 Posted 6 Jul 2008 , 10:25pm
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[quote="kansaswolf"]It's not a party until someone throws up? icon_wink.gif

My buddy use to say " You ain't leavin' til you're heavin' "

Tallmama Posted 6 Jul 2008 , 10:26pm
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I like "beer, helping white men dance since 1918 icon_smile.gif
Very Funny!!!

-K8memphis Posted 6 Jul 2008 , 10:52pm
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I like alll of them!!

Thanks, guys I needed a laugh. icon_lol.gif

LittleLinda Posted 7 Jul 2008 , 1:03pm
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Take me drunk I'm home again.

butterflywings Posted 7 Jul 2008 , 2:12pm
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How about --- "It's Five o'clock somewhere..."

nutcase68 Posted 7 Jul 2008 , 5:36pm
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Beer...It's not just for breakfast anymore
Beer - the new V- 8

Ok now think about it. It has malt, barley, hops, corn, wheat maybe potatoes. That could be vodka. The stuff has to be good for ya. Some of it has fruit added to it. It is like Bill Cosby's chocolate cake for breakfast.

emrldsky Posted 8 Jul 2008 , 5:49pm
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Whenever I think of beer sayings, this pops into my head from Bob and Tom:

B-double E-double R-U-N, Beer Run!

aliciaL_77 Posted 11 Jul 2008 , 4:36pm
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Originally Posted by nutcase68

Beer...It's not just for breakfast anymore
Beer - the new V- 8

Ok now think about it. It has malt, barley, hops, corn, wheat maybe potatoes. That could be vodka. The stuff has to be good for ya. Some of it has fruit added to it. It is like Bill Cosby's chocolate cake for breakfast.




Its liquid bread! icon_smile.gif

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