-K8memphis Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 2:26am
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To Cakers Everywhere...Especially my cake buddies on CC


Psalm 9x13

(with the author's apologies to David icon_smile.gif

The LORD is my cake decorator I shall not want for calories 24/7.
He maketh me to mix up the white icing. He leadeth me beside the dish water.
He leveleth my cake. He restoreth my meringue. He leadeth me in the paths of delivery for his brides to be.

Yeah though I walk through the valley of icing bubbles and sliding borders, I will fear neither health department nor bridezilla because Thou art with me. Thy bag and Thy spatula they comforteth me.

Thou preparest a cake table before me in the presence of the milling guests, Thou annointest my head with sweat. My mixer runneth over.

Surely devil's food and angel food will follow me all the days of my baking and I will dwell in the cake box of the LORD forever....


written by Kate K.

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Doug Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 2:29am
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LOL!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gifthumbs_up.gif

mkolmar Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 4:26am
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Oh my goodness I just laughed so hard my throat is now sore. I'm saving this one!

charlieinMO Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 5:50am
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Ok so it is almost 1 in the morning here and I am trying SOOOO hard not to laugh out loud that it hurts!!! Too funny!!

gottabakenow Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 11:48am
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ph my gosh. that's hilarious. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif love it love it love it!

pamconn Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 1:26pm
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I'm going to print it out and hang it in my kitchen!

-K8memphis Posted 9 Jan 2013 , 12:08am
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it's five years come june since i first posted this

 

thought i'd give it a 'nuther go 'round for everyone

 

see you back here in 2018

 

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