I just remembered a sign that I had seen when travelling through west Texas. I honestly don't remember the exact words, but on the town's official sign that welcomes people, it said something like

___ town - Home of 1000 friendly people and a few old soreheads


-Debbie B.

My DH's doctor who did the vasectomy was named Dick Tapper.

There was a church by me last month who had on the sign "Graduates, don't forget to put on your sheep skin". I know it was not meant at all how I read it at first.

I just searched obgyn's in the area to see if there were any other funny names and I found Dr. Dildy. Perhaps we could get him together with Peepers and Harry Beaver. The sign could read Dildy Harry Beaver Peepers. lmao...sorry I just cracked myself up with that one....I need to go pee.....

There's a female revue (okay, strip club) that has a billboard that says: "50 beautiful women... and one ugly one."

When I was child, my neighbor's last name was Nail. Can you believe they named their son Rusty? Poor kid!

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"Dildy Harry Beaver Peepers"

You just crack me up!!

We have a doctor nearby named Dr Richard Cutter. I've always thought it was too bad he isn't a urologist...

(think of nicknames for "Richard")

This thread has me hooked, I'm cracking up....maybe Dildy Harry Beaver Peepers are Molesting gators somewhere???/

Dr. Dick Cutter....lmao.....perhaps he specializes in circumcisions....
stop, stop, I can't take anymore.....
I'm crying....

i was looking through my insurance for a dentist the other day...there was a Dr. named Seymore Weiner. could you imagine having that name growing up?

My son's orthopedist is named Dr. Hacker. Yikes!!

I saw a sign similar to the child one on the first page: 'Unattended children will be given candy and a new puppy".

I also can't believe some of the parents that name their kids. I have co-workers John Johnson and Van Vandervanson

You guys! I'm like totally cracking up here!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO
Thanks for the laughs, much needed!

Wonder if Mr. Vandervanson drives a truck....

My grandma used to own a bowling alley and she posted a sign in the men's restroom that said:

"We aim to please.
You aim, too...please."


(And my neighbors are named Dick and Mona.)

Can you imagine saying "this is my son Van Vandervanson"

Some people

DebBtx, I know the town your talking about! It's Stanton and they are VERY proud of thier Old Sore Head Trade days! lol. I don't know WHY you would have that as your towns welcome but, well, maybe they were desperate.

When I was delivering my daughter, I was terrified of having an apesiotomy. The doctor who delievered her was named Zambonie-Cutter.

My Dad knew a couple who's last name was love. When their daughter was born they named her True and then when their son came along there was a fight between his mom and dad because he was determined to name him careless. Can you imagine !!!!

There's the standard at the swimming pool:

"-OOL
Notice there's no P in our Pool...
Please keep it that way!"

Quite a few years ago we were driving through Fall River Mills, California (Smalltown USA), outside the farm supply business there was a reader board:

"Bill Clinton Sept. 23rd
Call Shirley for tickets"

Still makes me laugh, that one....only a small town crowd would know how to get in touch with Shirley, I figured.

These are all a hoot!!! LOL

Down the street from me there is a family with their name on their mailbox....LOSER. I am sure they may pronounce it other than what I am assuming, but it makes me giggle every time.

My son's teacher this year was named Ms Butts. I felt so immature giggling every time I heard her name. She hangs out with Mrs Wedge, lol.

My best friend was set on giving her next son the middle name of Lee. While thinking of first names she decided on Brock. That is until she REALLY thought about it, lol.

Omigosh, I almost forgot about this one...

I used to be a file clerk for a collection agency in Portland, OR, and one day filing in the section for "S" I overheard the collector on the phone ask for "Betty Stitt"...I'm ashamed to say I snorted in public trying NOT to laugh while he was on the phone!!! Oh man....I failed so bad!!!! LOLOLOL

OMG...you completely have to say "yes may I speat to Betty Stitt" out loud get the full effect of that one. I woulda fell out!!!!

HA!! There's a Mrs Butt in my DD's school too. I mean come one now.. a 3rd grade teacher.. you are BEGGING for trouble. I laughed when I heard I'd be subb-ing for Mrs Butt's 3rd grade class.

My sister had a girl in her communications class whose last name was Knipple.

And she corrected everyone to tell them "The K is NOT silent. It's Kuh-nipple."