Know Any Good Robot Jokes?

Decorating By imakecakes Updated 20 May 2008 , 6:45pm by imakecakes

imakecakes Posted 20 May 2008 , 3:41am
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Hi everyone, I am making an industrial robot icon_eek.gif cake this weekend. The design looks really cool in my head-now I just have to implement it.

What I need help with is coming up with a cute joke/saying to write on it. It's for a man's 50th birthday. He collects and sells assembly line type/industrial robots. (I swear, you can sell ANYTHING on Ebay!)

I suggested an "Old robots never die, they just_______" to his wife and she loved the idea, but we are having a very hard time finishing the punchline.

Any comedian wannabe's out there? We're open to any robot saying ideas you might have. Anything at all! Thank you!!

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meegz Posted 20 May 2008 , 3:58am
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Get a little rusty, squeak and groan more, need a little extra lubrication or maybe take a little longer to recharge??????
Sorry, I'm not very funny!!!

hollyw567 Posted 20 May 2008 , 4:10am
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Haha. I like the need a little extra lubrication. Along those same lines... need more grease.

thedessertdiva Posted 20 May 2008 , 4:17am
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How do you say robot backwards?
Robotbackwards!

Why did the robot cross the road?
She was programmed to do so.

Sorry...my 11 yr old told me those...lol

imakecakes Posted 20 May 2008 , 5:20am
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You guys are good! These are great! Keep 'em coming, I will let her pick when I talk to her in a day or so. Thank you so much! It's nice to know someone is here when I need a few collective, creative ideas! thumbs_up.gif

twooten173 Posted 20 May 2008 , 5:36am
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the extra lubrication is priceless!

marthajo1 Posted 20 May 2008 , 6:04am
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my DH said "they just rust away"

thedessertdiva Posted 20 May 2008 , 6:58am
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My husband says "Robots dont die, they just get reprogrammed"

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Must be tech-y humor...he laughed and laughed after that one...

imakecakes Posted 20 May 2008 , 6:45pm
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Thank you! I love them! Any others out there?

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