Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Encounter weekend, Ray and his wife Charlotte listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
Ray leaned over, touched Charlotte's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began Ray's life of celibacy.
LOLOLOL good one.
That is cute!! How funny!
and then she got all huffy and screamed "You don't know me at all DO YOU!?! It is SWANS Cake Flour" as she storms out of the room