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Decorating By Boofycakes Updated 12 Apr 2008 , 9:50am by kayla1505

Boofycakes Posted 12 Apr 2008 , 2:14am
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast

infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the

belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,

the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled

high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as

a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly

in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He

was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough

on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he

still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model

for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John

Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also

survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

5 replies
khoudek Posted 12 Apr 2008 , 8:15am
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Very cute!!

twinkletoe21 Posted 12 Apr 2008 , 8:29am
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awww how sad..

but in all honesty.. it actually really made me laugh so hard.. im so mean..=(

i love the doughboy!!!

R. I. P.

banba Posted 12 Apr 2008 , 8:33am
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very funny icon_lol.gif

Curtsmin24 Posted 12 Apr 2008 , 8:38am
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We will miss the woo hoo's icon_cry.gificon_cry.gif That was too funny, i'm forwarding to friends right now!!

kayla1505 Posted 12 Apr 2008 , 9:50am
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Lol that was really funny

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