Little White Lie!!! Funny

Decorating By wgoat5 Updated 27 Mar 2008 , 1:18pm by sasporella

wgoat5 Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 11:23am
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Just wanted to share this with my caking buddies icon_wink.gif



Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, and helping her son pack for Scout camp.

When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. She thought, 'Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake'.

This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church and in her new community of friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.

Alice found it in the bathroom - a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.

Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it home.

When Amanda arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold. She grabbed her cell phone and called her mom.

Alice was horrified - she was beside herself. Everyone would know! What would they think? She would d be ostracized, talked about, and ridiculed! All night, Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.

The next day, Alice promised herself she would try not to think about the cake and would attend the fancy luncheon bridal shower at the home of a fellow church member and try to have a good time. Alice did not want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at Alice because she was a single parent and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa but, having already RSVP'd, she couldn't think of a believable excuse to stay home.

The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South and, to Alice's horror, the cake in question was presented for dessert! Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake!

She started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, 'What a beautiful cake!' Alice still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, 'Thank you, I baked it myself.'

Alice smiled and thought to herself, 'God is good'.


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8 replies
JanH Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 11:32am
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Too cute. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

wgoat5 Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 11:34am
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It made my day LOL icon_smile.gif

C-Lady Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 12:05pm
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That brought a smile to my face this early morning.

redhare Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 12:50pm
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hahaha that's awesome!

TheButterWench Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 1:09pm
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Lol, I know people like that.

nelja5 Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 1:09pm
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jajajaj Very nice! Thanks I needed that!

mbh724 Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 1:12pm
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Cute story. Thanks.

sasporella Posted 27 Mar 2008 , 1:18pm
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Thanks thumbs_up.gif that story will keep me amused for the rest of the day now.

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