One for the girls
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>Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
>my shape to keep.
>
>Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
>?
>And please lift my butt before it sags.
>?
>Please no age spots, Please no gray
>?
>And as for my belly, Please take it away.
>?
>Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
>?
>And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
>
>Five tips for a woman....
>1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
>2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
>3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
>4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
>5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
>
>Foot Note:
>One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
>"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
>

very funny thanks for sharing, I'm going to past that one on.

Thanks!! What a good way to start the day!!

ROFLMAO!