I need to come up with an over the hill design for tomorrow. Tired of all the old "Here lies your youth", etc. Any suggestions? It's for a 50 year old man.

before i got started in cake decorating, i had gotten a cake from a bakery for my husband's 40th birthday that was shaped like a toilet with a mans fingers coming up from under the lid and it said, Happy Birthday, heres to 40 years down the drain. It was really cute! On the toilet tank, they had a edible roll of toilet paper. If you want something different, that would work for a 50th birthday as well.

do a hill....

but ....put the man on downside...
"what hill? I didn't see any hill"

other side green and verdent...
his side parched baren dry

top of hill -- behind his back...vulture or grim reaper.