I saw these and laughed...

Hope they bring someone some "luck."

1. Confucius say: Man who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
2. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
3. Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired.
4. Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5. Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
6. Confucius say: Man who tells one too many light bulb joke soon burn out.
7. Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point.
8. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
9. Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse got to be patient.
10. Confucius say: Man who keep nose to grindstone end up with pointy nose.
11. Confucius say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
12. Confucius say: Man who listen for train with head on track likely to get splitting headache.
13. Confucius say: Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself.
14. Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
15. Confucius say: Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot not eat from pot.
16. Confucius say: Man who guess woman's age may be smart, but not very bright.
17. Confucius say: Man who throws dirt loses ground.
18. Confucius say: Man with unchecked parachute likely to jump to conclusion.
19. Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
20. Confucius say: Wise man get clean in hot water.
21. Confucius say: Wise man make sure words touch wisdom tooth on way out of mouth.
22. Confucius say: Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
23. Confucius say: Wise man never eat yellow snow.
24. Confucius say: Naked man fears no pick pocket.
25. Mrs. Confucius say: Confucius is confusing!


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