Zamode Posted 12 May 2006 , 4:21am
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Not my best work, I had a tough time with this one but wanted to just get it done. I love Don Henley too much to butcher it anymore! Hope you all get a laugh.


On a cool May evenin', I was pullin up my hair
Warm smell of No-Fails, rising up through the air
Looking up from my table, I saw my oven light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to bake all night

It was C_P on my PC
I heard my email bell
And I was thinking to myself
"Oh man this Cookie Club is Hell..."
Then she pushed up the thread
"Do the cookies this way" icon_smile.gif
There were voices from my Messenger
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Cookie Club, Cake Central
It's a cookie place (it's a cookie place)
Icing on my face
Plenty of room at the Cookie Club, Cake Central
Anytime of year (anytime of year), you'll find cookies here

My mind is cookie twisted, I got the No-Fail bends
I keep on bakin for free and can't make amends
How I keep on bakin, my ideals not yet met
Some cookies I remember, most I'd like to forget

So I PM'd C_P
"Please help me out"
She said "Trial and error--what cookie decorating is about"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Cookie Club, Cake Central
It's a cookie place (it's a cookie place)
Icing on my face
They bakin' it up at the Cookie Club, Cake Central
You wanna a nice big batch, you gotta bake from scratch

Cookies all over my kitchen
Gotta decorate, I'm twitchin'
Cookie Clubbers are just prisoners at CC, of their own device
And in the May Cookie Thread
They're postin what they've done
I can't take it anymore
I got to get up and run

Last thing I remember, I was
trying to clean up my mess
I cannot decorate, I had to say it and confess
"Relax", said C_P
"We all decorate with ease
You already signed up for the club
and you can never leave!"

26 replies
charlieinMO Posted 12 May 2006 , 4:38am
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Zamode this is great!! I needed a good laugh tonight. I am up still with a cake in the oven!! THanks for this! You are great at these!

NEWTODECORATING Posted 12 May 2006 , 4:47am
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Zamode- I LOVE IT!

chriscrites Posted 12 May 2006 , 12:59pm
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Excellent! The words fit perfect-I sang your whole song! hahaha thumbs_up.gif

jackie64 Posted 12 May 2006 , 1:20pm
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Zamode, you are out there LOL icon_lol.gif Reminds me of myself LOL icon_lol.gif

dsoutherngirl Posted 12 May 2006 , 1:25pm
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Ha HA! icon_biggrin.gifthumbs_up.gif

craftst3 Posted 12 May 2006 , 5:29pm
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Zamode- I love it!

acookieobsession Posted 12 May 2006 , 5:38pm
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ROFLMAO!!!

Come on...someone creative enough to create that song...I know your cookies are fabulous...

bakincakin Posted 12 May 2006 , 6:33pm
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OMG this is sooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. Needed it.

Cake_Princess Posted 13 May 2006 , 4:48am

LMAO... OMG.. you are on some serious cookie dough gone bad!!!!!!!! What Are you sniffing????

LOL.... OMG this is too funny.

I'm looking around and wondering who C_P is as we speak LOL...

SugarFrosted Posted 13 May 2006 , 5:05am

Love it! You are so talented! Now I can't remember the real words and "Plenty of room at the Cookie Club, Cake Central, Anytime of year (anytime of year), you'll find cookies here " is stuck in my head and I can't stop humming! I think Don Henley would be proud! icon_biggrin.gif

Havingfunbaking Posted 13 May 2006 , 7:40pm

That is so great!!!! icon_smile.gif You are very creative!

Zamode Posted 14 May 2006 , 2:20am
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Originally Posted by acookieobsession

ROFLMAO!!!

Come on...someone creative enough to create that song...I know your cookies are fabulous...




To that, cookieobsession, I add my own ROFLMAO to the cookie part!

Zamode Posted 14 May 2006 , 2:21am
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Originally Posted by SugarFrosted

I think Don Henley would be proud! icon_biggrin.gif




icon_lol.gif I think he'd run the other way! Hmmm, maybe send some No-Fails to Don? icon_rolleyes.gif

MessiET Posted 14 May 2006 , 2:26am

Great song!

Zamode Posted 14 May 2006 , 2:26am
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Originally Posted by Cake_Princess

LMAO... OMG.. you are on some serious cookie dough gone bad!!!!!!!! What Are you sniffing????

LOL.... OMG this is too funny.

I'm looking around and wondering who C_P is as we speak LOL...





Confectioners sugar up my nose? icon_rolleyes.gif


C_P: My Cookie Guru ImageImageImage

ShyannAutumn Posted 17 May 2006 , 2:13pm

just stuck my nose in the door to catch up for a moment and Zamode you had me laughing. YOU DID IT GIRL! LOL . I have checked out but I know I can't leave. ROFL

*whispers* C_P could be the "Dream Weaver"

ohhhhhh dream weaver how do get my cookies right.
ohhhhhh dream wearver why are my cookies not right. *giggles*


catcha later
Shyann

C_P the Gandi of the cookie world....... It would work. *wink*

Zamode Posted 19 May 2006 , 2:49am

See, Shyann, you can do it, too! Yes, C_P is the Ghandi of the cookie world. I think she is on strike of another kind lately, though, have been missing her here. icon_wink.gif

My wheels were going this morning, I was thinking of Skynyrd's Gimme Three Steps....icon_lol.gif

Cake_Princess Posted 19 May 2006 , 3:16am

I am not on strike things have been really hectic and it's cutting in to my scheduled shift here on CC.

Zamode Posted 19 May 2006 , 3:20am

I know C_P I was kiddin ya icon_wink.gif Don't let yourself get too stressed out with too much to do!

NEWTODECORATING Posted 19 May 2006 , 3:22am

Zamode you are evil icon_evil.gif !! I was just getting Hotel Cookiefornia out of my head now I am going to go to bed singing Give me three steps!!! UGGGGH!!!

Zamode Posted 19 May 2006 , 3:24am

icon_lol.gif I'm on it then Kimberly! My sis says keep going, you are good at them--wonder if she was being facetious?! icon_lol.gif

Cake_Princess Posted 19 May 2006 , 4:06am
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Originally Posted by Zamode

I know C_P I was kiddin ya icon_wink.gif Don't let yourself get too stressed out with too much to do!





Im not upset... Just it really is cutting in to my scheduled shift here on the site.

Zamode Posted 24 May 2006 , 5:34pm
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Originally Posted by NEWTODECORATING

Zamode you are evil icon_evil.gif !! I was just getting Hotel Cookiefornia out of my head now I am going to go to bed singing Give me three steps!!! UGGGGH!!!




I'm halfway done, is anyone still interested? icon_razz.gificon_lol.gif

NEWTODECORATING Posted 24 May 2006 , 5:37pm

Interested --of course!!!


Where have you been Zamode? I have missed you!

(Don't you like my avatar?! icon_lol.gif Join us in this crazy adventure to "see" everyone)

Zamode Posted 24 May 2006 , 5:41pm

Of course New!--nice head full of curls and a lovely smile icon_wink.gif You ain't seein' my mug on here, though! I'll stick with my Flodian prism til I find something else. icon_razz.gif

I haven't had much time on here lately--been busy around the house and Mom was in the hospital again but she is home now. Thanks for asking!

hotelganpati256 Posted 11 Mar 2013 , 8:59am

AHello Zemode, Your songs word touch to all reader heart and any one enjoy it Thanks. ------------------------------------------------

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