I am making a plunger for a 50th birthday party. His name is John so I wanted to incorp. that in it.
I have come up w/ 50 Year Old John - it's unaVOIDable (but no one gets it) SO I NEED HELP.
I am decorating the cake tonight. THANKS

What a flush!

only thing that came to mind on the spot?? I assume you would prefer to stay away from dumping references...

This should be fun! I'm going to watch this just to see what comes of it...

Take a seat...reading room...

"Hope your birthday doesn't go down the John" It's the first thing that came to my mind. I'll keep thinking.

The big 5 - 0 hits the "john".

Sorry if it's not much help........it's the only thing that came to mind.

Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but these are the first sayings that came to mind:

Well John, another year down the drain or

Guess John has another year putting up with crap.


I'm no good at these things...I hope someone comes up with something better.

How about

Hope your birthday leaves you feeling flushed John!

Another year down the John

These are wonderful. Thanks!
Yall made me laugh.

What about
"There's no stopping him now?"