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Too much touching of food?! Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next      CakeCentral.com Forum Index » General Author Message CakesByJen2 Frequent Member Joined: Jul 05, 2008 Posts: 324 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:25 pm  Quote: Just be careful when you're closing the dishwasher, a friend of mine was doing her dishes in the nude and closed her nipple in the dishwasher door! Boy, your friend must have some sad, saggy boobs, or be *extremely* short, for her nipple to be level with the dishwasher door, LOL! sadsmile Forum Fanatic Joined: Jun 22, 2008 Posts: 1578 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:35 pm  Hey no cracks on short people! Gravity is easier the shorter you are less distance to travel-right... yeah that's it- I think. cheeseball Regular Member Joined: Jan 31, 2006 Posts: 170 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:40 pm  Did not expect nipples and dishwashers to be the first thing I saw when I clicked on this...I suppose I ought to start at the beginning, but I really don't see how anything in this post can match this newmansmom2004 Forum Addict Joined: Jan 22, 2007 Posts: 796 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:59 pm  I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL newmansmom2004 Forum Addict Joined: Jan 22, 2007 Posts: 796 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:05 pm  CakesByJen2 wrote: Quote: Just be careful when you're closing the dishwasher, a friend of mine was doing her dishes in the nude and closed her nipple in the dishwasher door! Boy, your friend must have some sad, saggy boobs, or be *extremely* short, for her nipple to be level with the dishwasher door, LOL! Oh thank you SO much for that, Jen! I just blew a big mouthful of Diet Dew out my nose and all over my computer!!! OUCH!!! Oh man....the mental image of the sad saggies that got caught was too much! JenniferMI Forum Fanatic Joined: Nov 12, 2006 Posts: 1700 Location: Manistee, Michigan Birthday: Dec 22 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:12 pm  I think if your hands/surfaces are clean, touch away! Personally, I can't work with gloves.... Jen indydebi Forum Matriarch Joined: Jul 07, 2006 Posts: 22142 Location: Indianapolis IN Birthday: Jan 19 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:31 pm  newmansmom2004 wrote: I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails! costumeczar Forum SuperStar! Joined: Oct 18, 2007 Posts: 2589 Location: Henrico VA Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:37 pm  indydebi wrote: newmansmom2004 wrote: I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails! EEEEWWwwww.... CakeMommyTX Forum Fanatic Joined: Aug 07, 2007 Posts: 1160 Location: where the sidewalk ends.... Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:41 pm  costumeczar wrote: indydebi wrote: Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails! EEEEWWwwww.... [/quote] That's why in addition to baking naked I also use a spatula to scratch my butt, that way my hands stay clean! I'm all about food safety over here. newmansmom2004 Forum Addict Joined: Jan 22, 2007 Posts: 796 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:50 pm  indydebi wrote: newmansmom2004 wrote: I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails! You're too twisted for words! LOL! jlynnw Forum Fanatic Joined: Apr 25, 2007 Posts: 1169 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:59 pm  thanks for the laughs - off to ponder to glove or not to glove while doing dishes, no nipple issue tonight I hope! cathyscakes Frequent Member Joined: Jul 18, 2004 Posts: 300 Location: Oregon Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:21 pm  You guys are so funny madgeowens Forum Fanatic Joined: Aug 21, 2007 Posts: 1395 Location: Pa Birthday: Sep 27 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:36 pm  There is this concept, you may have heard of many many moons ago......its called......shhhhhhh,......come closer................ya ready................................... . . . . . hand washing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwuhahahahahahahahaha oh and no picking your arse please....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Tee-Y Frequent Member Joined: Sep 27, 2008 Posts: 311 Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:44 am  CakeMommyTX wrote: costumeczar wrote: indydebi wrote: Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails! EEEEWWwwww.... That's why in addition to baking naked I also use a spatula to scratch my butt, that way my hands stay clean! I'm all about food safety over here.[/quote] And the spatula goes on the cake????? GROSS!!!!!! costumeczar Forum SuperStar! Joined: Oct 18, 2007 Posts: 2589 Location: Henrico VA Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:40 am  Tee-Y wrote: CakeMommyTX wrote: costumeczar wrote: indydebi wrote: Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails! EEEEWWwwww.... That's why in addition to baking naked I also use a spatula to scratch my butt, that way my hands stay clean! I'm all about food safety over here. And the spatula goes on the cake????? GROSS!!!!!![/quote] What if you KNOW that your butt is clean to begin with, do you even need to worry about washing your hands after scratching it? 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