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Cakemom777
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Joined: Jun 18, 2008
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:03 am |
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If they don't admit the lightbulb has burned out, then they won't have an excuse to not change the toilet paper roll...which is sitting right on the counter, and they can fix a car in the dark upside down in the rain...but the toilet paper dispenser has that spring-loaded device that obviously takes years of study from an upper-level academy college of bathroom engineering and one must write a 72-page dissertation on toilet physics before being licensed to change said roll....
That is why I was forced to ply the trade on the black market and the only way to obtain my services is to scream "MOM!!!!" twenty times from the upstairs toilet when I am in the basement plying my bootlegged knowledge of household appliances to the square thing with knobs that washes clothing. |
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Cakenator
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 70
Location: Kansas City
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:03 am |
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I Have to laugh because all of the bickering that goes on here has nothing on where I work!!!
I work with my mom, grandma, aunts, cousins, and my sister... on top of that we all cycle together!
Its so easy to push each others buttons so lets all just get along! |
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foxymomma521
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Joined: Jan 16, 2007
Posts: 1812
Location: WNY
Birthday: Apr 15
Gallery Supporter Member
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:04 am |
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Ya'll forgot to add Powdered Sugar BC vs. Meringue BC to the list  |
Last edited by foxymomma521 on Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:18 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Ironbaker
Forum SuperStar!
Joined: Apr 25, 2005
Posts: 2044
Location: Atlanta, GA
Birthday: Oct 02
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:08 am |
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| SweetResults wrote: | Acck! Ironbaker - good one!!!!
(why ARE people looking at my cake pics and not commenting anyway?)
KIDDING! |
I just looked at yours and didn't comment.
OK, I lied. I left 2. LOL |
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ShortcakesSweets
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Joined: Nov 03, 2006
Posts: 610
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:08 pm |
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indydebi
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Joined: Jul 07, 2006
Posts: 15102
Location: Indianapolis IN
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:37 pm |
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TxBlonde
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Joined: Oct 04, 2007
Posts: 37
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:05 pm |
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| Cakemom777 wrote: | If they don't admit the lightbulb has burned out, then they won't have an excuse to not change the toilet paper roll...which is sitting right on the counter, and they can fix a car in the dark upside down in the rain...but the toilet paper dispenser has that spring-loaded device that obviously takes years of study from an upper-level academy college of bathroom engineering and one must write a 72-page dissertation on toilet physics before being licensed to change said roll....
That is why I was forced to ply the trade on the black market and the only way to obtain my services is to scream "MOM!!!!" twenty times from the upstairs toilet when I am in the basement plying my bootlegged knowledge of household appliances to the square thing with knobs that washes clothing. |
hahah I loveeedd this! You have me rolling. I really needed to laugh after the day i've been having! *hugs* for all the ladies on this forum. I know that we all have our days but I really do appreciate you guys! THANKS!! |
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just_for_fun
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Joined: Jul 16, 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Can you tell me????? Please!!
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:11 pm |
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did anyone mention religion, or politics??? There was once a whole fight cause someone's avatar mentioned Obama (i'm republican, but who cares??) |
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indydebi
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Joined: Jul 07, 2006
Posts: 15102
Location: Indianapolis IN
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:14 pm |
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just_for_fun
Frequent Member
Joined: Jul 16, 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Can you tell me????? Please!!
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:57 pm |
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yup, I'm jumping back and forth between these two threads, too entertaining. (can anyone bathe my kids so I can stay here??) |
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Jocmom
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Joined: Sep 24, 2007
Posts: 378
Location: Port Huron, Michigan
Birthday: Apr 05
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:37 pm |
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I think it's probably a combination of things . . . some people like to "stir the pot" . . . some don't read a post carefully before adding their two cents . . . some don't have the best communication skills (or don't think before they hit "submit") . . . some live for the drama . . . then add that it's wedding season . . . and graduation open house season . . . and family reunions . . . and someone is always needing a birthday cake . . . and the kids are home from school for the summer . . . and you can't even get 3 people to agree on pizza toppings - or where to go for lunch - so thousands of us are never going to agree on one topic . . . and it's been hot and humid here . . . and how the heck does it take me two weeks to lose 5 pounds but I can gain 4 pounds in a weekend . . and I TOLD everyone at work that I was done baking for the summer . . . but nooooooo they just keep asking for one more birthday cake . . .
Okay. I feel better. Thanks. |
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JodieF
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Joined: Dec 01, 2005
Posts: 904
Location: Midwest USA
Birthday: May 31
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:47 pm |
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I did a little experiment this week. I have 2 sons at home right now....20 year old home from college....17 year old. So, the rule is I don't clean their bathroom. I have cleaned more pee off the floor in the past 20 years to last me a lifetime (not to mention nastier stuff!). So, their bathroom is getting smelly. OH well, I buy two cans of spray for them.  They don't use it, of course. Anyway, to the experiment. I went in and BURIED their sink. Stacks of clean towels, cleaning supplies, toilet paper, shampoo bottles. You can't see a square inch of sink or counter. I watch. It's been 4 days now. IT'S ALL STILL EXACTLY WHERE I PUT IT!!!!!!! Unless they're brushing their teeth and shaving in the shower I'm guessing their g/f's are going to be gagging on their goodnight kisses! GAWD!!!
okay...my PMS contribution
You know a woman has PMS when.....
* She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.
* She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
* She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
* She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.
* She retains more water than Lake Superior.
* She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."
* She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front.
* You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"
* She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
* She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke. |
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shturpin
Junior Member
Joined: May 17, 2006
Posts: 53
Location: Fort Madison, Iowa
Birthday: May 19
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Let's face it ladies ! We are ALL a bunch of rough, tough, cream puffs ! We are all loveable, we just need to beat it outta each other ! In the end, you can still feel the love ! |
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shturpin
Junior Member
Joined: May 17, 2006
Posts: 53
Location: Fort Madison, Iowa
Birthday: May 19
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:54 pm |
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Maybe it's like the old saying "You know your having a bad day when your horns stuck, and your behind the Hells Angels !" |
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MosMom
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Joined: Jun 05, 2007
Posts: 237
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:56 pm |
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Anyone ever see the "ad" on SNL for Annuale? It is a fake birth control ad where you only have your period once a year and when that time of year comes you need to watch out. One woman is going insane wielding an axe and another is burying her face in her kid's birthday cake.
http://www.sexetc.org/blog/200.....h-control/
It is seriously funny. |
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